Some people think that it isn’t really spring until a reader writes into The Times announcing that they have heard a cuckoo.
Since there aren’t that many cuckoos in Glasgow, a more sure-fire way to check whether or not it is spring is to check under the sofa for dust bunnies.
If the sunlight is strong enough to spot them with the naked eye then it’s definitely spring and time to deal with the dust bunnies before they start breeding.
The trouble is, housework is not much fun but takes up lots of time.
Today’s Big Deal with Spick ‘n’ Span will not only save you money but it will also save you time and leave your pad looking like a palace.
Spick ‘n’ Span’s employees are reference checked, fully insured and trained in Health and Safety procedures. They will arrange a time convenient to you for the cleaning session.
They will vacuum, dust and buff your living room, kitchen, hall, bathroom and two bedrooms. If you want more rooms cleaned then Spick ‘n Span will be happy to discuss an upgrade.
If you want your gaffe looking good for spring but can’t face the thought of digging out the Dyson then Spick ‘n’ Span will clean up your act for you.
Today’s Big Deal is £45 for a Spick ‘n’ Span spring clean; a 55% saving on the standard £100