Men! Do you feel increasingly anxious the closer we are to the 14th of February?
Dr Big Deal knows what’s wrong. You are suffering from Valentinophobia.
This recently discovered condition is caused by not knowing what to buy your partner for Valentine’s Day.
Symptoms include biting your nails; trying to guess your partner’s dress size and breaking out in a cold sweat every time your partner smiles sweetly and tells you how much they are looking forward to being surprised on February 14th.
Fortunately, there is a very effective cure. We prescribe today’s Big Deal on an expert massage at Glow Skin Centre on Crown Street.
Based to the south of Glasgow city centre, Glow Skin Centre and Tanning Salon is a friendly, modern and spacious operation staffed by a fully trained team of beauty therapists.
This Big Deal is for an hour long treatment with fully qualified sports therapist, Jemma McKirdie.
Equipped with a BSc in Sports and Exercise Science and specialising in sports injuries, Jemma has plenty of experience in mending musculature; melting knotty problems and tending to troublesome tissues.
Choice of massage
The Big Deal is for a fifteen minute consultation and then a 45 minute massage of your choice in the softly lit massage room.
Whether you want a relaxing massage; a deeper Swedish tissue massage to deal with recalcitrant muscles or a sports therapy massage to help get to grips with specific problems, Jemma knows how to knead all the right places.
Using top quality Dermalogica oils, your massage can be individually tailored to suit your needs.
Perfect Valentine’s gift
Whether your partner wants to relax, de-stress or re-energise, Jemma has the skills to chill even the most tense of nerves.
Give today’s Big Deal as a Valentine’s Day gift and, not only will your Valentinophobia be cured, but we also suspect that you will earn a pretty hefty brownie point bonus.
Women! If this sounds ideal, then show the Big Deal to your man. He’ll get the message. If he doesn’t then just treat yourself and we’ll start praying for your bloke.