Sun Tzu was a famous military strategist.
He wrote that, ‘The dance of battle is always played to the same impatient rhythm. What begins in a surge of violent motion is always reduced to the perfectly still.’
Wise words even if we aren’t entirely sure what the old codger was warbling on about.
If you fancy strutting your stuff on the dancefloor of battle then march on over to today’s Big Deal with Tank Driving Scotland.
Based in Auchterhouse, near Dundee, Tank Driving Scotland has everything that a weekend warrior needs to act out their GI Jane or Captain Mainwaring fantasies.
Basic training starts with new recruits being kitted out with paintball rifles, full face masks, body armour, overalls and gloves.
Since troops are needed urgently at the front, we’ll skip the drill practice and physical fitness training and ship the new troops straight off to battle.
Recruits will experience the thrill of being transported to the battle zone by army tank, where you and your comrades will assume battle positions.
There are six different game scenarios on offer at Tank Driving Scotland and, whichever combat zone you and your comrade serve in, the deal includes 50 paintballs per person to get you started.
Additional paintballs start at £10 for 100 and, if you really want to get nasty on the enemy troops, then grenades and other weaponry start from £2.99.
Ideal for a day out with your chums, birthdays, team building days, stags, hens or simply because you’re worth it, today’s Big Deal is:
£10 for two people to enjoy a paintballing session plus a tank ride into battle at Tank Driving Scotland; an 80% saving on the standard £50
Your experience will take place at Auchterhouse Country Sports, Auchterhouse, Dundee DD3 0QN.