What’s Included

Overnight B&B hotel stay for 2

Ladies Lunch party event

Man Candy butlers

Rubix Cube 80s band

DJ and party games

State-of-the-art hotel complex

Fab festive fun

Guys, look away now…

Seriously — no peeking!

Because today’s very buff Big Deal is strictly for the ladies.

And ladies, if you fancy a festive get-together with your friends, then we have a cheeky idea for you…

How about an overnight B&B stay in a 4-star hotel with a three course lunch party, bubbly, live 80s band and (ahem) some very sculpted abs on show?

If this sounds tempting to you, then read on…

Randy Man Candy

What’s the only thing better than a topless butler?

Two topless butlers, of course.

Ideally, showing off their dance moves and hip thrusts (steady on).

Man Candy Butlers (and their gleaming tans) will play a starring role at the Ladies Lunch Party at The Park Hotel in Kilmarnock this December.

And let’s just say that these guys have a habit of ending the evening with a few less clothes than they start with.

We’re blushing at the thought…

Back to the 80s

But scantily clad studs aren’t the only fun in store.

There will also be live entertainment from 80s band Rubix Cube, plus a DJ and party games.

And if you choose option two, then you can end your day with a delicious two course dinner in the hotel’s Blues Restaurant & Bistro.

Frankly, we can’t think of a better way to get into the Christmas spirit…

This Big Deal is for two tickets and you will have a choice of two dates — Sunday 9th or 16th of December. You can buy multiples, so why not get a gang of gals together?

The event will run from 1pm to 8pm, with check-in at 3pm (you can leave your bags at reception when you arrive). Seating at the tables will be mixed.

Lovely ladies lunch

Individual menu items can change, but you can expect the following from your three course festive season lunch:


Roast winter vegetable & lentil soup, served with a toasted bread roll


Succulent braised Scottish beef, served with roast potatoes, roasted winter vegetables and peppercorn sauce

Roast British turkey, with all the trimmings doused with cranberry & turkey gravy

Vegan pie, with mixed squash and beetroot topped with a roast chestnut crumb

Duo of Desserts

Baked vanilla cheesecake with spiced apple compote and soft chocolate & orange brownie

Guests will also receive a glass of bubbly on arrival.

4-star hotel complex

The Park Hotel is a super modern luxury getaway in Kilmarnock.

Each of the state-of-the-art, king size bedrooms are well kitted out for a comfy and entertaining stay.

Features include HD TVs with satellite channels, free WiFi, DAB radios, USB ports, king size beds; lounge tables and chairs; direct dial phones, hairdryers, tea & coffee making facilities and complimentary bottles of water.

The added perks of robes, slippers and Geneva Guild toiletries, plus 24-hour room service, mean that you will feel very pampered indeed.

A short stroll from the hotel is the Kilmarnock Football Club Fitness Centre, which guests are welcome to use. Facilities include fitness equipment, a sauna and a steam room (it is possible you might even bump into the odd football star while you’re there).

Include a delicious dinner

If you choose option two then you can also enjoy a two course meal each at The Blues Restaurant & Bistro after the event.

The restaurant is run by some of the country’s best chefs and celebrates the best of Scotland’s natural larder.

The menu is seasonal so expect starters such as the roasted goats cheese with a walnut crumb and duo of melon served with mulled wine syrup, mint pesto and mango sorbet.

Mains might include the roast British turkey with all the trimmings doused with a sweet cranberry infused jus or the venison and veal casserole topped with flaky puff pastry served with creamed potatoes and parsnip crisps.

Happy guests

The Park Hotel in Kilmarnock has been getting rave reviews from recent guests on TripAdvisor. We’ve edited these for shortness:

‘Very beautiful hotel. The staff are very friendly, especially the staff on reception…the room was beautiful with good beds and very clean.The breakfast and dinner were very tasty. I recommend this hotel when you visit Kilmarnock. We had a great time there and will come back.’

‘We stayed here for one night while visiting friends in Kilmarnock…the rooms were large and like the rest of the hotel, spotlessly clean. The television was huge, there was a good collection of tea, coffee and hot chocolate as well as a couple of bottles of water. It was the small touches that really made this hotel. The breakfast was fantastic as the choice for vegetarians was amazing, which I usually don’t find in many places. I love the fact that the food and drink is not overpriced but really reasonable…the staff were friendly and overall we had a really lovely time. Well done to all who make this a great wee hotel.’

‘Fantastic hotel. I booked this hotel after being invited to a wedding, paid a great price for the night. The hotel was beautiful and spotless. The friendly staff check in was effortless. We had a meal before we went out and it was lovely…we had a very comfortable nights sleep in a very, very comfortable bed, the breakfast was delicious, everything you could want. If l was to say one thing that makes this hotel, it is the lovely staff. If I am ever staying in Kilmarnock again I will book this hotel in a heartbeat, you will not go wrong booking the Park Hotel.’

Your Christmas gift to yourself

It’s likely you will be doing a lot of rushing around in the lead up Christmas. So don’t you deserve to treat yourself to an overnight hotel stay with a girly festive lunch and some 80s tunes?

And if that lunch should involve a couple of very buff butlers with less than a full set of clothes, we promise we won’t breathe a word to anyone…

From £75
Usually £170
Discount 55%
Saving £95

Important Information

The Big Deal Option 1 is for 2 people to enjoy a ladies lunch on Sunday 9th December with glass of bubbly on arrival, 3 course meal, DJ, live entertainment plus an overnight stay in a standard twin or double room with full Scottish breakfast.

Option 2 is as above and includes a 2 course meal each in Blues Restaurant & Bistro.

Option 3 is for 2 people to enjoy a ladies lunch on Sunday 16th December with glass of bubbly on arrival, 3 course meal, DJ, live entertainment plus an overnight stay in a standard twin or double room with full Scottish breakfast.

Option 4 is as above and includes a 2 course meal each in Blues Restaurant & Bistro.

Valid on your chosen date only.

Event starts at 1pm and finishes at approx. 8pm.

For options 2 & 4; last orders for dinner is at 8.45pm.

Over 18’s only.

Seating is unreserved; tables will be mixed.

Check-in from 3pm & late check-out at noon.

Bags can be left at reception until you have access to your room.

Advance telephone booking required.

Please note once a booking has been made the hotel cancellation policy is applicable with regards to refunds or extensions.

Multiple purchases welcome. Must be booked separately.

No pets.

Subject to availability and allocation.

Images used for illustrative purposes only.

Percentage discount shown taken from rack rate.

Please refer to our Ts&Cs for full information.


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