A man walks into a doctor’s surgery with a courgette in one nostril, a carrot in his left ear and a radish in his right lughole.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doc.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”
No? Ach, come on. That’s comic gold.
They say that the old ones are best and, with a heritage dating back at least 3500 years, traditional Chinese medicine is no new kid on the block.
Today’s Big Deal means that you can experience traditional Chinese treatments at first hand.
Chinese medical massage focuses on the musculoskeletal system, the muscles, bones, tendons, ligaments and other crucial, complex structures that make up the moving parts of the body.
Even after one session of Chinese medical massage, people who have problems such as sciatica, lower back pain or arthritis may feel a great difference in their condition.
As well as a health check, today’s Big Deal includes a cupping treatment. This involves placing a cup or jar with a vacuum on the skin. A favourite with some Hollywood stars, it is said to help detox your body and build up your immune system.
The Chinese Medical Centre provides acupuncture, massage, cupping, reflexology and other treatments. These therapies offer a natural way to restore your body’s balance and harmony.
All of the practitioners at the Chinese Medicine Centre have degrees from well respected universities which specialise in traditional Chinese medicine. Their mission is to improve people’s general health and their quality of life by providing the best quality natural healing treatments.