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Groucho Marx said that he didn’t want to join any club that would have him as a member. Still, one suspects that he might have been tempted by today’s £15 for one month membership at Greens Health & Fitness in Edinburgh.

Mind you, although he was a brilliant comedian, it seems that he just couldn’t stop cracking the gags. Even at inappropriate times. Apparently, he was still dishing out the one liners on his death bed.

He would be pretty annoying in a fitness club. Can you imagine how irritating it would be if you were working out on the Stairmaster and, there on the adjacent running machine, is Groucho with his specs, cigar and stick on ‘tache giving it the old, ‘I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.’

It would be hilarious to start with but, after about five minutes, you would be trying to make him choke on a yoga mat.

Fitness rather than funnies is the name of the game at Greens Health and Fitness and today’s Big Deal gives you a month’s membership for £15; an 80% saving on the standard price.

Membership allows you access to the club at all times the club is open and full use of all the facilities. This includes being able to book in to the group exercise classes, including Zumba, Body Pump, Body Combat, Body Attack, Studio Cycling, Yoga and Line Dancing etc.

You will also be able to use the two gyms, swimming and spa pools, sauna and steam room. On top of all this, you will be given a complimentary towel to use on each visit.

From £15.00
Usually £74.00
Discount 79%
Saving £59.00

Important Information

Vouchers are redeemable until 28th February 2011.

The offer is restricted to 500 vouchers.


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Greens Health and Fitness
15 New Mart Road
EH14 1RL